It’s official, Microsoft hates me.

Sure, they may not like the rest of you either, but they must hate me specifically. Why, you ask? Because these do really annoying shit like releasing newer versions of the 360 with better components.

That’s… wow. I mean come on. Sure, they are supposed to fix problems, but at this rate we’ll have 10-15 different versions of the 360 released, all of which game companies will need to be compatible with (changing hardware doesn’t break things ever), all of which I won’t own and all of which will annoy me because they are shipping new versions that they could have shipped originally if they weren’t in such a got damn hurry.

It’s disrespectful and it’s basically telling your customer base to fuck off. “Hope you got a quiet one, jackass!” That’s not even to mention the original version that overheat more or the rumored newer version with HDMI and a smaller (faster?) processor. Back in my day I remember a time when there was one version of the console, or at least, it appeared there was one version.

It’s weird. The console market destroys the PC market, in terms of sales, for one of the very reasons they, and others, are flushing down the drain. Static hardware for at least 4-5 years. As a PC gamer, I’m kinda on the fence about that. On the one hand it means we’ll keep seeing PC ports, because if you have to test for 15 versions of the console, why not test for a bajillion versions of the PC too. On the other hand, as a console gamer, it’s fucking wrong.

What Would Matt Do: I’m going to be nice and calm. I’ll just watch and see what happens. And play a lot of good games on all systems (I’m sure Sony will come up with a reason for me to buy a PS3 eventually). Or maybe I’ll firebomb something. Only time will tell.

6 responses to “It’s official, Microsoft hates me.”

  1. Ergo

    Way to overreact, hippie! Console makers revamp their systems and components ALL THE TIME. See: Sony and the PS2.

  2. Greg

    Matt, Matt, Matt. Virtually every console that was on the market for more than a year has had hardware revisions. Yes, this goes back to the Atari 2600.

  3. Ergo

    It could be argued that the newer revisions don’t affect you either. Bigger HD? So what? HDMI? So what? Quieter DVD drive? So what?

    You can still play all the games you own, right?
    Atari, Nintendo, Sony and Sega have all made major or minor revisions to their consoles over the years, but you’ve always been able to play any games you’ve owned on those revisions.

    And that’s really the entire point.

  4. Greg

    Well, if you want to get super technical, try buying a new PS2 now. If you had the hard drive attachment, the current revision of the PS2 *does not have the capability of hooking up to the hard drive*.

    Hope you didn’t play any games that needed it, because the only way to work around that is buying a used PS2 as new ones don’t support it.

    Face it, hardware revisions happened in other systems, for various reasons. And yes, they included better and smaller parts. Possibly they reduced noise. Companies can’t always anticipate (or hold out for) better parts. If there weren’t better drives for the 360, should they have waited a year before they could get a Benq drive?

    I tend to think that it didn’t affect you in the past because you were oblivious to it; not that it wasn’t happening.

    It’s just not a new thing.

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