Just a quick note here about Valve. I love them and all they do. I also don’t have the ability to completely resist Bioshock as they have claimed to do. They are better than me in all ways.
“We had to ban Bioshock from our offices,” Valve boss Gabe Newell told us. “Nobody gets to play it until Orange Box is done - that’s our reward to ourselves as a company; everyone gets a copy of Bioshock.”
More power to you my friends, more power to you. Plus, anything that gets Episode 2 and Team Fortress 2 here faster can’t but be a good thing.
Now don’t tell any Valve employees this, but if they have time after work and they are able to tell no one about it, they might play on their home computers. Pass it on…
What Would Matt Do: Here’s a good tip for those Valve employees that do manage to play it, or anyone else for that matter, do not, and I mean DO NOT, play it alone, in the dark, with your headphones on. That shit’ll fuck you up.