Yeah, I know, that sounds like it’s against everything I stand for. But it’s not really, not when it works out to our advantage. Take for instance, one Mr. Thompson who didn’t, until recently, learn the valuable lesson, that you are not anonymous on the internet.
David B. Thompson, 30, recently wrote on an Internet message board that one of the more pleasurable parts of his job is when he gets to use his Taser, thus exposing people to the agonizing sensation of 50,000 volts of electricity pulsing through their bodies.
“Seeing someone get TASER’d is second only to being the guy pulling the trigger,” Thompson wrote on an Internet message board Aug. 25. “That is money. Puts a smile on your face.”
See, so while he is a degenerate, loser, scum of a person, he’s also stupid enough to post on the CoH message boards bragging about just how much scum he his. That’s pure goodness. Because he’s now going to get prosecuted for it.
Asked by the Portland Tribune to review the posts and comment, Sheriff Bernie Giusto launched an internal investigation of Thompson that will examine, among other things, whether he lied while accusing an inmate of assaulting him as a way to justify having injured the inmate.
And people say games aren’t good for you. The City of Heroes forums + arrogant stupidity is going to get this man fired and hopefully jail time. That’s an argument for gaming if there ever was one; stupid people will go to jail.
What Would Matt Do: Put this sadistic asshole away with the people he tortured. Eh, maybe. I don’t know if I’m that mean…